is there just a shortage of hot sub boys or
because if there isn’t
why isn’t there a cute subby boy in my bed RIGHT NOW
Stop trying to be weird and just be weird.
20 years old. Gemini. Slytherin. FAAB. Female pronouns. Gender-fluid. Sometimes hard femme, sometimes dapper boi. Pierced. Tattooed. Queer. Polyamorous. BDSM enthusiast. German-fluent. Riot grrrl with Gothy tendencies. Perpetually misunderstood. Lisbeth Salander is my spirit animal. Living in the suburbs of Portland. I hate the suburbs and I love Portland but I am also poor. This blog is NSFW. It will also contain BDSM from time to time. I always follow back... Just saying.
~ Thursday, May 31 ~
Fat Mike of NOFX and Soma, his Dominatrix/girlfriend
Photoshoot for Soma’s last movie “Rubber Bordello”. Fat Mike composed the soundtrack, which is ragtime music.
WAIT FAT MIKE IS ACTUALLY PROBABLY SUBBY
i mean i think this band is problematic but MY MIDDLE SCHOOL HEART IS ALL AFLUTTER. 2002 FANTASIES: AFFIRMED.
ACTUAL FAMOUS MALE OPENLY SUBMISSIVE WHAT IS LIFE HOW DO I DEATH
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I ship the two guys on crosses next to Jesus.
oh god my followers are so offensive it’s beautiful
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I ship Jesus and Judas. Just sayinnnn
oh you beautiful blasphemous bastard. let me love you.
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Create yourself as a Disney Princess
I’m pretty sure that if I’m a Princess at all, I’d be the daughter of the Evil Queen, not one the good guys — destined to become an Evil Queen myself in the not-too-distant future.
This is highly accurate to real life.
see i need to stay away from these doll makers because then i come up with headcanon for them
hey, if you’re going to be a princess, you can at least bling it up.
(to be honest, I probably wouldn’t be a princess either, but a daughter of some evil witch; perhaps the occasionally nice antagonist… who dresses in pink.)
I will just slap everyone with my tentacles, nbd.
i think i accidentally a viking princess
good
yes perfect
they didn’t have an option for my “fangirl 4 toni” tattoo i have but alas
I was going to do this and then I realized that I couldn’t wear a miniskirt or pants
and I was like fuck this shit
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late night thoughts
guys, what if I was an eclectic pagan who favored norse gods
and I still shipped thorki
that would be like shipping the apostles
what the fuck
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UH WHAT JUST HAPPENED FRERARDxCARROT CAKE WHAT
Gerard placed the large bowl of the hot melted butter and sugar mix on the counter, tapping the spoon on the side of the glass bowl. He dipped his finger teasingly in the mix, sucking it slowly off his finger. He reached for the carrot, sitting next to the bowl and started peeling the skin off it carefully. Gerard grinned devilishly, looking at Frank who knelt on the ground beside him. Gerard was making carrot cake. He threw the whole carrot into the bowl in which contained the mixture, coating it in a thick layer of hot butter. “You ready?” he smirked at Frank. Frank nodded uneasily. Taking the carrot from the mix, Gerard knelt down beside Frank as he reached up to dip two of his fingers in the bowl. He focused on Gerard’s ass, bare and ready. Frank thrusted forward as Gerard slowly inserted one of his fingers into Frank’s ass, moving and squirming it around, making him loose. Frank moaned. Gerard kept inserting his fingers. “Put the carrot in me,” Frank managed to choke out. Gerard nodded agreeingly, removing his fingers from Franks ass. Gerard licked the tip of the carrot, lining it up with Frank’s entrance and slowly pushing it inside of him, sliding it in and out. Frank moved with it, forward and backward, until finally Gerard made him come into the carrot cake mix.
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shh it’s okay Clint, Cap will let you wear it
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I wanted to hate Girls so bad
but I fucking can’t
she’s a riot grrrl who dealt with body issues by covering herself in stick-and-poke tattoos to “reclaim her body”
they even properly portray douchebag guys that smart girls keep seeing as disarmingly charming
ugh stop being my life, stupid show
SHIT. I hadn’t consciously made the connection between the fact that Loki is always overlooked and ignored when he speaks and the fact that he’s put in that muzzle at the end of Avengers. I always thought that bit was a link to the bit from Norse mythology where he had his mouth sewn up as punishment for teasing some dude (details elude me right now).
But this.This makes sense.
And makes so many more feels.It’s like the ultimate insult to him.
I feel like this entire phenomenon of “SHUT UP LOKI NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU”, besides the sort of mean chuckle at his expense that makes me feel guilty, is fascinating. With giant angst potential that explains a lot about how Loki looks at himself and why he snaps.
No, seriously. Imagine that this sort of thing has been going on for hundreds or thousands of years. Whenever Loki opens his mouth to speak, or share an opinion, or make a suggestion, or voice an objection, there’s a good chance he’ll basically get told he’s insignificant or irrelevant or reprehensible or just flat out wrong. Stop talking. Yeah, he’s a manipulative little shit, but seriously. His words are his biggest source of power. He’s not an up front fighter—his forte lies through persuasion and the ability to reason people into the decisions that suit him. And he’s perpetually being told “YOUR ABILITIES ARE WORTHLESS, GTFO WE DON’T WANT YOU”. So even the thing he thought he was good at is being undermined.
Extra bonus points if you incorporate canon mythology and the “sew his lips up” punishment. I mean just DAMN. Physical pain and the approval of his father in that sentence aside, that literally, physically denies his right to assert or defend himself. He completely loses his voice. He’s basically having it hammered home that people would rather not hear him at all, would rather pretend he’s not there, and he can’t even count on his family to disagree.
It’s just unbelievably fucked up.
THIS. RIGHT. HERE.
No wonder he turned out the way he is. He was already an outsider in his family before he had even discovered that he was adopted.
(Source: encores)
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point is girls are hot and it’s confusing to me when anyone isn’t attracted to them on some level
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sometimes i try to look on the bright side of me being mentally ill and thinking well hey maybe i can get paid to be in research studies but then i find out i am excluded from almost every disorder...
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RANT TIME! :D
Some dude on fetlife keeps asking me if his dick is nice and if it’s the biggest I’ve ever seen…
No… Not it is not nice… and No, I’ve seen much bigger….
and then he starts talking...
